- That Coldplay song "Viva la Vida." That f*cking awful song. One of many, as far as Coldplay's discography goes. I didn't hear it until it had been out for a couple of months and had heard so much positive hype -- "It's the best song I've ever heard IN MY LIFE!!" No, it's not. It's really really not. Chris Martin continuing to whine out pretentious lyrics with a synthesized orchestra having an uncoordinated orgy in the background...why?
- Flavored condoms. I'm gonna laugh when you break out in hives because you're allergic to whatever it is that you felt necessary to put on your junk so it would taste like strawberry.
- Funeral processions. Can we please all just admit that it's awfully annoying to have to stop on the side of the road when you're in a hurry for 40 cars to pass with their hazards on just because someone YOU DON'T KNOW died? No one cares. I'm sorry, but it's just a fact of life. People die. Sometimes, those people are your loved ones. Don't punish everyone else with your misplaced anguish. (Also, have you ever noticed that the people involved in funeral processions are always black? Just saying. And it's not racist if it's true.)
- Brita water filters. If you want cleaner water, fight for government regulations. Don't let the consumer industry feed off of the fact that the government sucks. (There are many more products that exemplify this idea.)
- http://www.definitely.com/ is one of the best websites I've seen thus far. But THERE SHOULDN'T BE A NEED FOR THIS.
/endrant
*that prove how truly unintelligent the average human is
